"To wax or not to wax?" Romeo threw a question into the air.
Or more likely towards the Magic Mirror, but because this is not a story of Grimm Bros, let's stay Shakespearean. Gosh, if William knew what Romeo and Juliet were up to, he would turn in his grave. Ok, ok. Not exactly like turn or turn on, but take a very deep breath maybe. From pleasure.
Romeo was in trouble. He didn't know whether to wax his chest or not. Juliet had said Romeo was yummy/hottie/sexyashell/cutie/delicious/eadible/handsome/nicetotouch (You wanna hear more? Go visit romeo.orgy) in all ways. With hair or without. He did have a plan to cut his hair, but chest hair? C'mon, too difficult for him to decide.
Let us linger. And pray. Sing Hallelujah! This was supposed to become a song of Nightmares on Wax, but seems the lyricist has got carried away.
Sigh.
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